When you finish shitting, and your wiping your ass, you check the last wipe. Everyone does it. Don't be ashamed.

BUTT DID YOU KNOW???
That if you check that last piece, and it has a brown stain on it. It means you have to shit again. For serious though. If you don't shit again, you WILL die....

At least 10 or 12 minutes earlier than you would have ( Read more... )

• HAIL ERIS
• ALL HAIL DISCORDIA

GODDESS BLESS super junk
LET ERIS MAKING TO HER INFLUENCES
BE UPON super junk

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28282828282828282828(at this point the person reading the prayer type thing pretends this is the end of the prayertypethingading ( even if there’s no one there isn’t anyone around ( especially if no ones around)), they ( Read more... )

AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS
WITH THIS FULL PROOF
FUTURE TELLING TECHNIQUE

All things either will or will not happen; therefore all occurrences have a 50/50 chance of coming to pass. Most believe this is just a law of odds as revealed by the goddess to FUCK THE MAGNIFICENT. Others like to believe the principle can be used to divine coming events. How do ( Read more... )